January 2, 2005: Oh
boy! My first birthday! Here I am eating my dinner of
Po'Bastard's Mashed Potato Soup, which is what everyone else was
eating! I was part of the group!
January 2, 2005: I'm
so thrilled by this. And so is Mommy.
January 2, 2005: Ain't
we great? Happy Birthday to me!
January 2, 2005: Mommy
and Daddy got me a xylophone! I love this. Daddy rings the
fire bell every day for me, and I love it! Now I can ring my own
bells.
January 2, 2005: Or
eat it!
January 2, 2005: Great
card, stupid hat. I love birthdays!
January 2, 2005: Ooo,
a cool toy from Grandma and Grandpa Dunning! I want to eat this too.
January 2, 2005: I'm
one year old!!!! And they made me a chili-cinnamon chocolate
pudding. Mommy and Daddy are such snobs.
January 2, 2005: I'm
supposed to eat this?
January 2, 2005: Eh,
let's just drink some more. Screw this eating crap.
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